2019 Funny Poetry | 2019 Funny Shayari #1

Funny shayari

Teri shadi ki baate chal rahi hai aaj kal beta!
So tera saaf suthra hona har ghadi jaruri hai,
Mara matlab mahino tak nahane ki na ho fursat
To phir hafte ke hafte hathe muh dhona jaruri hai.
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Jaha dekho ishq ke bimar baithe hai
hajaarro mar gae lakho taiyar baithe hai,
barbaad ker ke apni talim larkio ke piche kehte hai ke
molyi sahib! Duaa kro be-rojgar baihte hai.

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Tum rakh sake na pass jara apne qol ke
iss bar bhi badal gae har baar ki tarha,
wada kiya tha raat ke aane ka per na ae
jhote ho tum bhi sham ke akhbar ki tarha.
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Jab se ainak lagi hai najro wali
Jahar lagne lagi hai ghar wali.

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Hai mejbani ka ye taqaje ka
Ae mehman to muskura do
Magar tabiet ye chahti hai ke
Gale milo aur gala daba do.
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Na chand rahe ga, na sitare rahe gai,
Kya sari umar hum kunware rahe gai?
Roj hote hai hajaro nikah (shadiya)
Dunya mai hamari qismat
me sirf chuware raha gai?
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Sar – sari jikar kiya tha,
Ishq mai mar jane ka
ab usse jid hai ke
tum mar ke dikhao hum ko!
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Kunware ki khawahis:
Taqdir hai magar
Qismat nahi kulti,
Taj mahel banana chahta hu,
Magar ‘mumtaz’ nahi milti
Asshiq ki khawahis
Taqdir he magar
Qismat nahi khulti
‘mumtaz’ mil gai hai
Per shadi nhi kerti.
Shaadi shud ki khawahis:
Taqdir hai magar
Qismat nahi khulti
Taj mahel banana chate ho,
Magar ‘mumtaz’ nahi marti.
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Bevi ko apni plko pe baitha lo
De kar khushya share
gham chura lo piyar aisa kro ke
sub dekhte rah jain,
padosan bhi kahe :
mujhe apni bevi bana lo!
Dhoke mile piyar mai
Jindagi me udasi chha gai
Socha tha chor de iss rah ko
Kam-bakhat mohalle mai dusri aa gaii!
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Mujh se wo kehti hai ke
tumhari jindgi Ko Jannat bana dungi
or banana uss ko
Daal chawal bhi nahi aata!
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Aik aurat qoma mai chali gai
Sohar murda samhaj kar defnane chala,
Raste main janaja khambe se taakra gaya
Or uss aurat ko hosh aa gaya
Aik saal baad aurat chal basi
Sub kalmaa padte hoe jaa rahe the
Sohar ki juban pe aik hi baat thi
khamba bacha ke, khamba bacha ke.”

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