Funny Poetry 2019 set-1

Funny Poetry

Ek dukhi girlfriend ne,
Apne boyfriend ke liye,
Shayari likhi
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Phoolo ka raja,
Baharo ka shai-jada,
Dil tor kar chala gaya,
“kutta kamina haram-jada”

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Apki kahani humari jubani,
Apke pass dimag hai,
Chalta nahi alag baat hai,
Aap smart hai,
Koi manta nahi alag baat hai,
Ap sharif hai,
Lagte nahi alag baat hai,
Kaafi ijjat hai, aapki..
Koi karta nahi alag baat hai,
Apki beijati ho rahi hai,
Aap phir bhi yea padh rahe hai,
“kiya baat hai, kiya baat hai”

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Boy to god after d result-
“hajaro ki kismet tere hath thi
Agar pass kar deta to kya baat thi,”
God-
“Ishq thoda kam ladata to kya baat thi
Kitabein to beta saari tere pass thi”

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Vo hamsafar tha magar uske ghar me rajai na thi,
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Ke soup, chai usne kabi , pilaai na thi,
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Sardiya thi, flu tha, cough thi magar,
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Bichare ke pass sab kuch tha, 1 dawai na thi,
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Uske Frigjer ma juice tha pizza tha mithai thi magar,
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Humko ghalti se bhi usne kabhi khilai na thi.

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Mehman ghar mai ae to tinde pakae,
Ghar mai agar ho tanha to murgha urae
Padne ke waste tution bhi hai maujood,
College ko jae koi lardki phansae

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Rah-e-vafa main ye bhi jaruri hua ke app
Rojana dhakkey, chittar or thude bhi khae.

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Boy did mistake
Girl shouted boy then,
Said sorry.
Girl did mistake
Boy shouted
Girl started crying then,
Boy said,
Sorry, sorry, sorry….

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