Funny Poetry-2019 set-2

Funny Poetry-2019 set-2

1.Exams k ek din pehle mujhe hosh aaya

Exams k ek din pehle mujhe hosh aaya,
socha maine bohat or cheating karne ka plan banaya,
bathroom mein kardi maine cheating ki setting,
or ab bus karni thi mujhe bathroom jane ki acting,
Exam paper dekh k meri aankhon k aage andhera chaya,
kia bataon Yaroo paper tha physics or main chemistry le aaya.

2.Woh school ki pharai wo pyar bhari baatai

Woh school ki pharai wo pyar bhari baatai,
Wo syllabus ki tension wo exam ki raatai,
Wo Canteen ki party woh friends Ki laatai,
Wo ruthna mana-na
Wo bunnk mulaaqatien
Proposal ki planning mein wo raat ka gujarna,
Phir class k peechai ki seat per sona
betuki baaton ko serious lena,
wo matlab ki baatai hasi mein udana,
Na wo din hai,
Naa raatien, Naa ghusa, Naa baatai,
Ager kuch hai to bus Yaadain He Yaadien.

3.Guzray howey Exaams ko Yaad na karna

Gujray howai Exaams ko Yaad na karna,
Answer sheet main jo likha hai uski Faryad na karna,
Jo Hoga wo to Hoga..!!
Uski Fikar main Apne Holidays Bar-Baad Na Karna!

4.Chaar Dino Ka, Vacation Ho Rabba

Chaar Dino Ka, Vacation Ho Rabba,
Lambi Padhaii,
Lambi Padhaii,
Padne Mai Dil Mera, Laage Kabhi Na,
Padne Se Jaan Meri, Jaey Hamesha,
Kitne jamane, Baad Ho Rabba,
RATTA Lagaya,
RATTA Lagaya,
Soya Raha Main, Classon Mein Apni,
Teacher Se Roz Roz, Pit Ke Main Aya,
Kitna Pita Hu, Suj Gaya Hun,
Chalna Phirna, Bhul Gaya Hun,
Char Dino Ka Vacation Ho Rabba,
Lambi Padhaii.

5.Nalayek Student ki pehchan

Nalayek Student ki paihchan:
Yeh student ki pehchan hai,
Hath mein cigrate mun me pan hai,
Mashur ye shetan hai,
Yeh student ki pehchan hai,
Padhna isay ata nhi,
Class me kabi jata nai,
Canteen iski jan hai,
Yeh student ki pehchan hai,
Jalso me sub se agay hai,
Naaro me sub se agay hai,
Intehaan me nakkal iski aan hai,
Yeh student ki pehchan hai,
Ladkio ke pichay pada hai,
Jo ladki ghusa ho jaye jara,
Tab yeh uska banta bhai-jan hai,
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

6.Her taraf pharai ka saya hai

Her taraf pharai ka saya hai,
paperon mein number kisne paya hai,
hum to yun hi aaye the paper dene,
sub kaihte hain sala pura padh kar aaya hai.
Lamha Lamha waqt gujar jayega
Lamha Lamha waqt gujar jayega,
Chaund lamhon mein exam aa jayega,
Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line padh lo,
Warna pass kiya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga?

7.Kaihdo un padhne walon se

Kaihdo un padhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi padha kerte thae,
Jitna syllabus padh ke wo top kertai hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertai thai.

8.koi cheez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi

koi cheez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,
Kisi ko deni ho jawani mein saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi.

9.kahan koi kitab aisi mili, jispar dil luta dete

kahan koi kitab aisi mili, jispar dil luta dete,
her ek ne dimag khaya kis kis ko nipta dete,
ab syllabus dekhkar sonchte hain ke,
Ek mahina or hota to duniya hila dete.

10.Students Problem:

Kuch Badli Hui Taqdiir Najar Aati Hai
Yaadon Ki Ek Zanjiir Nazar Aati Hai
Padhain Bhi To Kiya Padhain
Her Page Pe Bachiön Ki Tasveer Nazar Aati Hai!
Arj kiya hai
Arj kiya hai!
Agar kar leti ishq humse wo,
Uski raato ki neind udd jati,
Isi bahane raat ko padhti rehti,
Kam se kam exam me pass to ho jati.

11.Pyar ik bar ho to usay bholapan kehty hain

Pyar ik bar ho to usay bhola-pan kaihtai hain,
Agar wo do bar ho to usay apna-pan kaihtai hain,
teen bar ho to usay dewana-pan kahtai hain,
Or agar bar-bar ho usay kamina-pan kaihtai hain.

Aanso tumare niklai aankhein meri hon

Aanso tumare niklein aankhein meri hon,
Dil tumara dhadke dhadkane meri hon,
KHUDA KARE hamari dosti itni gahri ho,
Ke
nokri tum karo or salaries meri hon.

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